The Alcohol Side Effects and their Remedies

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause

:

Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the

Drink on your feet).

Cure:

Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause

:

You're lying on the floor.

Cure:

Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause

:

You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure:

Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause

:

You're being dragged away.

Cure:

At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause

:

You have your glass on your ear.

Cure:

Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause

:

You're in the wrong house.

Cure:

Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and

The music is very repetitive.

Cause

:

You're in an ambulance.

Cure:

Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.