Lessons in Logic

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?



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If it's true that we are here to help
others,
then what exactly are the others
here for?


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Since light travels faster than
sound,
people appear bright until you hear
them speak. (my favorite)



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How come "abbreviated" is such a
long word?



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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.



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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.



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Behind every successful man, there is
a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two. (another favorite)



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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only
thing in
life.



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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise. (grabe na to)



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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.



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Never put off the work till
tomorrow
what you can put off today. (hahaha!)



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"Your future depends on your
dreams"
So go to sleep



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There should be a better way to
start a day
Than waking up every morning



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"Hard work never killed
anybody"
But why take the risk



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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours



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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our
friends.



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The more you learn, the more you
know,
The more you know, the more you
forget
The more you forget, the less you
know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus
stops.

A train station is where a train
stops.

On my desk, I have a work
station....
what more can I say........ it where my work stops
hahaha....!!!! hope you had a nice laugh!