Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...

i told you nothing will escape this blog, we will all be happy and merry for as long as we can manage. It's not going to be Bill Gates always, not about the funny side of women at all, its going to be anything under the sunny sun! Let's try this male bashing joke and see if men can handle themselves properly under these jokes!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?


A: Puppies grow up.




Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?


A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?


A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
The ground first?


A: Who cares?????.. ...



Q: What did God say after he created man?


A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?


A: i) no mind ii) no business



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?


A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?


A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?


A: Opposites attract.



Pass this on to some women who need a laugh...
And to men who can handle it!